"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson

Cheese Surfeit

These quantities serve 13 people for 2 nights.

1. Go to Waitrose
2. Buy a load of cheese
3. Buy more cheese
4. Place cheese in car and drive it up the M40
5. Drive cheese around Witney 3 times
6. Unpack cheese and serve to a bunch of inebriated, over fed 50 somethings